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Apparently Rush Limbaugh doesn’t know how birth control pills work (heads up, genius! You don’t take one before and after intercourse), and thinks it’s okay to eat like a pig, drink like a fish, smoke like a stack, and abuse oxycontin (which means he probably abuses laxatives, too) — but it’s not okay to have sex.

Can’t believe I forgot to mention (in the video) his cigars and the cochlear implant he needed after who-knows-how-many years of abusing oxycodone cost him his hearing! But I do feel better knowing he doesn’t have sex. I’m sure his wife is even more thrilled than I…


  1. peter says:

    hahahahahahaha he had to go to a SPA

  2. Bonnie says:

    You need to keep making videos. Hilarious!!